You’ve Been Raptured
to have something bad happen to you, unexpectedly or not.
after having your way with a girl, she gets up and tells you she has stds or aids
a friend might pop into the room and scream, “you’ve been raptured!”
a book falls on your foot in the library
a friend looks at you and says, “you’ve been raptured!”
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