you’ve been tangoed
(inf. phrase) in reference to the b-mming scene in the 1973 bertolucci movie “last tango in paris” and the popular 1990s tv commercials for the soft drink “tango” – when you’ve just shot your creamy load up a bird’s -rs-, this phrase makes the perfect accompaniment to a post-coital cigarette, all the more poignant if you have used b-tter or tango as lube.
me: was that cadbury c-n-l cruise good for you too?
b-msl-t: (crying) no! it was horrible and painful, and it’s all sticky because of the c-m, b-tter and tango!
me: unlucky, b-msl-t – you’ve been tangoed!
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