YPM


yawns-per-minute
dana: “oh man i’m so tired”
summer: “what’s your current ypm?”
dana: “i just hit 4”
you peel me?

instead of you feel me? in los angeles, california there is a high mexican american population and the “f” in “feel” tends to be pr-nounced “peel”

hence, you peel me?
i’m trying to get laid tonight you peel me?

the ladies are looking good tonight ypm?

let’s go check out the ypm’s ypm?
yeah pretty much.

stop making up cr-p that no one will use.
ypm this is gay internet slang.

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