when u cr*p in the morning
i yrbaned in the morning
- spanking the pud
another way of saying “jerking off” hey where did you go timmy? oh i was just spanking the pud real quick.
- like blackpool illuminations
when you leave lots of lights switched on in your house and your mum says its like blackpool illuminations. particuarly those who come from the north of england will understand switch the lights off it’s like blackpool illuminations in here!
djulle is a word for chubby/fat people, its mostly for talking trash about overweight people. hahaha, look at that guy he is djulle!! ;d
the act of a woman driving at high speed while applying cosmetics, specifically when she is so close to the vehicle ahead that its driver can discern the specifics (e.g., brand name and color) of said cosmetics by simply reading them off their packaging (backwards, of course) as seen from their reflection in his or […]