Ytowning


abbreviation – yto (ytowning time off). in general ytowning means to call in sick, take off, take vacation, or just plain not show up to work.
examples of ytowning can include:
migraine headaches
driving to the wrong building
fire alarms
locking oneself out of their apartment
not being a morning person

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