Yummed


a liquid explosion that is expelled from a man’s p-n-s at over 200 km/hr following relations of the intimate nature.
my name is charles maurice, commander of the armies of the north, general of the felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, dave good. father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. and i will have my vengeance, in which i will have yummed on all the people responsible for my pain.

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