yummy mummy

a young, s-xually attractive mother. there is an important age distinction between a yummy mummy and a milf. yummy mummys are younger than 30, while milfs are older than 30.
dude, i pulled a hat trick! first i banged that sweet 19-year-old yummy mummy leslie, and then i did her mom–that milf heather. worship me, for i am god!
an attractive, healthy, and very s-xy mother! usually a young woman or sometimes a really gorgeous and hot middle aged mother. yummy mummies usually wear trendy clothes, have great hairstyles and always look fabulous.
isn’t that woman a hottie? she’s a yummy mummy!
glamorous girls who shop and lunch their way through pregnancy, proudly displaying their little b-mps like the latest designer handbag. they generally see pregnancy as an opportunity to buy a whole new wardrobe with a team of personal shoppers on hand.

yummy mummies disguise bleary eyes with gucci sungl-sses and recommend pregnancy to female friends as a fabulous way to detox.

of course, they are sensible, and understand motherhood means making sacrifices, like and reducing the 90mm heel on their prada shoes to sensible 65mm.
kate is such a yummy mummy.
a mother who is interested in looking after herself as well as her family while taking pride in her appearance. she doesn’t have to be gorgeous just a little interested in being mildly fabulous!
there is nothing a yummy mummy likes more than leaving the kids with dad and taking off for a pedi and a mini manicure.
an attractive older woman or an attractive mother. see also milf.
“have you ever been to her house? her mom’s a total yummy mummy!”
a s-xy mom, basically a milf…a mom who is attractive and “yummy”
“dude his mom is so hot, such a yummy mummy!”
a ‘yummy mummy’ is basically a milf, but the term yummy mummy is vastly used by male geeks and female fatties.
geek#1: look at that yummy mummy over the road.

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