Yuppie-Ass-Jersian
first of all they are always from new jersey. you know the type. they act all tough but they really are just b-tch -ss pencil pushing h-m-s with anxiety problems. they have a little bit of money and power with decent connections so you might be tempted to put up with their bullsh-t. total b-tches though, and eventually if you hang out with them long enough, you too will share their qualities. eventually you will move to jersey and move your head around like a b-tch when you get agitated and curse out innocent by-standers for no apparent reason. be warned my friend, be warned.
yuppie–ss-jersian: hey uh i’ll kick your -ss dea!!
guy minding his own business: shut the f-ck up you yuppie–ss-jersian.
yuppie–ss-jersian: oh right, sorry dea, don’t tell my boss ok buddy ahhhh.
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