Yurping


jacking off in a tent while using a koi fish as a fleshlight since you have no other outlet for your manly energy.
you- -unzips tent- d: “dude! i can’t believe you’d be yurping in my sleeping bag!”

other one- “the koi fish looked so inviting!”
“and i feel so relieved!”

you- “in my sleeping bag! disgusting freak!”

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