yutch


v-g-n-, to be used in a very surrept-tious manner
my girlfriend has the best yutch. she brings it over and i can eat it all day.
(1: noun) an old out of touch person who can be a complete biotch and is lacking in the mental capacity to hold a clear, coherent conversation.

(2: verb) the action in which one finds themselves possessing some or all of the qualities of a yutch.
(1)
“yo man, did you get our paper in to that yutch on time?”

“ya man, but she was completely oblivious to the fact that i had even p-ssed it in… just kept speaking at me; recounting for 20 minutes her travels to the east.

(2)
grandpa: “what do you want to do today, hun?”

grandma: “maybe go to the mall and tell the kids drinking soda pop ’bout the good ole days, and how much we had to work to get a single soda pop…”

grandpa:”so the only idea you’ve got is to yutch about in the mall? go make me a sandwich, and fetch my diabetes pill too.”

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