Zabovis


zabovis(pr-nounced za-bow-viss) is formaly a random, out of the blue word, created by the one and only guy,nicknamed”joe din”, the being, currently writing this definition. zabovis can get into serious depth and is really not a real world in the dictionary …yet. zabovis is also a game. where player 1 disarms player 2 with a tool called a parkda and a nord. a parkda is a cloth or a shirt or any type of similar thingy. it got boring calling it a regular old peice of cloth, so we called it something “interesting” and stupid. a nord is a hula hoop.
example:
round 1:
so let’s say player 1 has a nord equipped and player 2 has a parkda.player 1 holds the nord tight in his hand and moves the nord slowly side to side and player 2 attempts to get it out of his hands with the parkda.if player 2 fails,then they switch and go to round 2.if not, they just switch and do round 2 over again.
round 2:
in this round, vigorous and intense battle begins.
this round is the final round, since there are only 2 rounds in formal, non – tournament zabovis.
this round is basically the same as round 1 except player 1 doesn’t just stand there and hold the dumb ol’ nord. player 1 and player 2 attempt vigorously to disarm of the parkda or the nord.
–note:not real people(peepole)–
famous players:jim jovis(best player in history),karen skraptksha,miguel luschentrakt,janet kleuiatsh,joe jabptshkt.
zabovis can also be referred to as a new age religion,founded by the same person.
“let’s play zabovisssss!!!”

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