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the latest throwaway bubblegum-pop teenybopper idol. starred in such ‘hits’ as high school musical and hairspray. will be forgotten once he gains a little weight or does his first stint in rehab for substance abuse.
zac efron is destined for one of those vh1 reality shows about washed-up celebs.
apparently, an actor who resembles lindsey lohan.

i use the word actor cautiously; i’m still convinced “he” is lindsey lohan.
girl: wow zac efron is so hot!
me: hmm but how did they conceal the d cups?
starred in summerland as “cameron bale”, and later in high school musical as “troy bolton”. the latter made him well-known among teens across the nation, and he is casted as link larkin in the upcoming movie hairspray.

it is noticable that most guys are jealous of zac’s popularity among girls, and will resort to calling him gay, a f-g, talentless, etc.
girl: ohmigosh i love zac efron!
guy: you mean troy bolton? he’s such a f-g.
zac efron (b. oct 18, 1987) is an american actor, dancer and singer who has a lot of potential, but wastes it all on frivolous films such as high school musical and hairspray. if he focused his attention on scripts that have have actually had an ounce of rational thought put into them, he might actually take us for surprise and redeem himself for his past atrocities to film.
zac efron fan girl: omgz! zac efron iz lyke the gr8test?hottest actor!!!

person who is not zac efron fan girl: not really, but it would be nice to see him in roles that differ from the characters he has portrayed so far. 17 again was okay though.
zac efron (full name: zachary david alexander efron) was born in 1987 on the 18th of october. he lived with his foster father george giitsidis, until he made the famous movie high school musical, it was only then that his real father, david efron, found that his son actually had some use and thus made the claim. zac was reunited with his parents at san luis obispo, california – at this time his real mother had also come forth realising the money potential.

zac efron is a well renowned singer and actress. he is apparently a really “nice guy” according to mel on sunrise (channel 7, early morning show). however he was only rated a 6 out of 10 for his “hotness” on the show “are you hot or not” for his girly appearance and skinny-legs. along with his fast rise to fame, zac efron made many enemies. zac efron was shot a number of times by an armed gunman miraculously surviving the incident. shortly after the incident an american s.w.a.t team repeatedly fired automatic machine gun fire at zac efron. zac efron survived yet again. the team apologised saying that they “accidently” pulled their triggers.
he died on the 18th october 2006 (coincidently on his birthday) due to colorectal cancer. he died of a malignant polyp which had spread to his face. thousands of fans did not attend his funeral however they did watch his new movie “high school musical 4 – back to high school…again”

zac efrons profile:

gender: male
height: 174 cm
age: 21
eye colour: blue
hair colour: brown

nationality: unknown/ behemoth
iq: 2
newsreporter interviewing zac efron.

“so zac, how do you feel -” reporter gets cut off

“yes to all of them” – says zac efron

“ok, but i havent even finished the ques -” reporter

“yes to all of them!” – says zac efron

“but i havent eve-” reporter

“yes to all of them” – says zac efron

“but thats not even the questi -” reporter

“yes to all of them!!!” – says zac efron
on october 18, 1987, zachary david alexander efron was born in san luis obispo, california. his fathers name is david mother is starla and he has a younger brother, dylan.

at first he was just cute…
in 17 again he was hot…
bamm!!
like a bolt of lightning zach efron was so s-xy in charlie st. cloud!!!playing a more than slightly psychotic stalkerish hottie… yummmmm
couple years ago…
me- ewww highschool musical was lame
girly- how could you say that, corbin bleu is adorbs!!
me- ya but that zac,not so much
me- at a slumber party today..
girly- i’m so glad were watching charlie st. cloud
me- ahhh!!i’m gonna be zac efrons new uber stalker!!!
girly -i want zac efron more than i want some drugs!!
a guy that a lot of males and females think is gay because he wears makeup. the females obviously ignore the fact that they’re in love with a sparkling vampire. he was in the show summerland, but his career shot through the roof with the horrible cheese fest that is high school musical. since then he has been in 17 again, a movie about a man who turns into a 17 teen year old boy while also stealing the name of a disney channel movie starring tia and tamera mowry. he has also been in me & orson welles and has filmed the death and life of charlie st. cloud. he also dates his incredibly s-xy costar vanessa hudgens while many wish he would date the not nearly as attractive or talented ashley tisdale.
guy 1: i keep on forgetting the name of the guy in high school musical.

guy 2: i think his name is zac efron.

guy 1: and how do you know his name?

guy 2: have you seen how fine his girlfriend is?

guy 1: ashley tisdale has a b-tt face!

guy 2: i’m talking about vanessa hudgens!

guy 1: i think i just got hard.

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