a f*cking douche bag
this zach welcomer needs to kill himself
- superhero touchdown
the act in which you launch your body off of a stationary object and into the v*g*n* of a human female. while in the air, you shout, “i’m c*mming in hot”. this is usually done while wearing a cape. daniel gave me the superhero touchdown last night.
the person who can climb out of bed really early and go to sleep really late an still be more energized than everyone else because they have adhd. frank: it’s such a good day today! george: it’s six in the morning. how are you not tired? frank: i drink adhdecaf to stay awake. i don’t […]
the type of word a short filipino man would use to describe a bad situation he had a qronq day after he lost $10.24 in a c*ck fight
- booty god slayer
someone that claims all that *ss. he is highly respected for his achievements of claiming all that booty. also worshiped and look up to by fellow booty warriors and booty slayers. my homie is a booty god slayer, he teaching me the way of becoming one wit da booty.