when you really have to fart but you accidentally shart, zack rudy
i was really g-ssy one day and was gonna let out a fart but accidentally let a zack rudy out instead.
- corisa carlson
one of the most perfect and greatest people on the planet, some sources have said “you get lost in her eyes” this refers to how beautiful she is and has the nicest eyes ever seen corisa carlson is the greatest person you could ever get a chance to meet
- tyler gherkin fish
a fatso who has diabetes and who’s mum is obese and stuck in the doorway. oh my gosh that kid is a really ugly tyler gherkin fish
dope -ss lady saneeya is a dope -ss lady
- last horse
a person who is frequently the last person in the group to grasp a new idea or joke. and the last horse crosses the finish line. glad tonsee you caught up with the rest of us drew.
- beej and run
when a girl gives you a bl-wj-b and then flees town the next day, and you never hear from her again. garrett: dude you remember that miranda girl i told you about? she totally pulled a beej and run! key: no way man! your s-m-n must have tasted like old nutella!