zaelah is a very petty and back stabbing kind of girl. she has humor but sometimes can be dirty.
oh look, there’s zaelah !
- table olympics
when a group of people or one person decides to run across tables in the school cafeteria. also known as table hopping. there goes chase running across those tables. oh sh*t he broke one! he really loves the table olympics!
from the ancient art of b*tchorcising, this must be handled by a fully trained b*tchorcist, you know someone has been possessed by a b*tch on one day every month when blood comes out of it’s second *sshole. 4 known methods from ancient scriptures include forcing it out of the host, in modern days this is […]
- chili finger
the result of a particularly large, high pile of sh*t in the can causing you to sauce up your fingers whilst going for an *ss wipe. i only had five minutes before my lunch break was over, so i wiped fast and got out of there. it wasn’t until i shook my boss’s hand that […]
- rhinoceros horn
when you bang a chick so hard, your d*ck comes out her back. it is the most extreme of all banging. “dude she feels so sore after last night, do you reckon he gave her rhinoceros horn?”