Zagorski


a zagorski is a close-cropped mustache styled in a fashion so that it stretches down to the chin on either side. popularized by celebrities such as doc-mentary-maker morgan spurlock, metallica singer james hetfield, and actor ben stiller in the movie “dodgeball: a true underdog story”.

note: the zagorski is not to be confused with a horseshoe or fu manchu mustache, both of which require ostensibly longer periods of time to cultivate.
“dude, that guy’s totally goin’ for a fu manchu, but right now all he’s got is a zagorski!”

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