Zak the Greatest


literally means:the greatest motherf-cka to ever live. he owned the dinosaurs and put a bullet through chuck norris’s head. killer of mr.rodgers ,barney,bob the builder ,and the teletubbies. seducer of wives, defiler of virgens and the master of all horney women who crave a huge d-ck
omg there goes zak the greatest lookthe f-ck out yo!

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