zaken


when you play badmitten in p.e. and u swing really hard and completly miss it.

and then make a face and say “whhhhoooooppppss”
sh-t i keep pulling zakens today
swedish slang for “v-g-n-.” the english equivilant to c-nt.
f-ckin’ b-tch–ss zaken stole my bike.

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