Zalbar
a zalbar (zh-älb-ar) is someone who is king of the awesome-sauce. they can train thier pokémon to power levels that are over 9000 without the aid of cheats or hacks.
when playing a multi-player fps they will score head shots one everyone repeatedly from as far away as the maps will allow them to go with thier fists as the selected weapon.
a common occurance in the counter-strike games is to here the game’s voice state:
“a zalbar has joined the game, counter-terrorists win.”
as zalbar’s unfailingly play as the counter-terrorists, and thier joining a game is considered an auto-win.
it is not yet known why.
chuck norris himself on many occ-ssions has admitted that he is scared to leave the house unless zalbar is asleep.
“zalbars are just so awesome, it’s frightening.”, he says.
there was a character in the xbox video game “star wars: knights of the old republic” whose name was zalbar. this was merely a cooincedince, and he was not in fact a ‘true’ zalbar. he was just a 7ft. tall walking carpet that made grenades for you and whined about privacy if you attempted engage him in a conversation.
holy cr-p that guy raised a pikachu to level 647533 without cheating or hax, then blew away 50 people on 10 diffrent maps in cod with his snorelax while still playing pokémon his ds! he’s a —-ing zalbar!
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