zamoti


from the hindi language as seen on asia tv. the true definition is unknown, but it has been redefined as follows for the english language:

1. b-tter on the edge of a water gl-ss; typically found at a greasy spoon like tee-jay’s.
2. the funky aroma that a busboy (who also works at tee-jay’s) eminates after a hard day of smearing b-tter on the edges of water gl-sses.

note: zamoti is typically native to ohio, but sightings have been made in western pennsylvania and the deep south.
dude, i went to tee-jay’s and there was zamoti all over my water gl-ss!

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