Zap Head


a person who lacks basic attentiveness, indiscriminately oblivious to surroundings, who chronically blunders, forgets or overlooks things, usually through lack of foresight, planning or basic common sense and mental inept-tude. implies that said individual’s brain is permanently or impermanently zapped, or short-circuited into malfunction.
yo! emmanuel blew up his third microwave this year, after leaving the same spoon in his soup again.. what a zap head!

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