Zappo
channel hopping unit that measures the time that lapses while scanning through two different television channels with the remote control.
500 channels and nothing… this zappo business is giving me carpal tunnel syndrome.
2 more definitions
everything and anything you want it to mean. it can mean “thing” or “wizard,” “to jump” or “to think”.
i’m thinking of taking my zappo down to the zappo for a a quick zappo.
the american word for shoes. recently de-mexicanized by j. white.
holy sh-t, someone just j-zzed in my zappos.
Read Also:
- onoffing
it’s thing when the device (router, computer etc.) turn off and then again off. hey dude, my router is onoffing. my computer still make onoffing.
- Porcupwnage
when porcupinejim pwns you so epicly, you sh-t your intestines all over the floor while he proceeds to lol kick you in the face. porcupwnage example1: porcupinejim backflips, kicks your holdall chest in half, decaps you with his forehead, then dances around with your head between his b-ttcheeks porcupwnage example2: porcupinejim spins on his left […]
- clemmow
to put your thumb and forefinger up somebody’s -rs- until you feel the tippy point of a t-rd, and then pulling the t-rd out with your fingers. i was feeling very plugged up, until she gave me a clemmow to remember.
- Zappoed
when some thing is done wrong and can be clearly avoided. people suffer because of the one persons faul up, but usally not the “zappo’er”. 1:”stomp down” 2:”gee, that was fast, did he get a single heal?” 1:”nope, not one. the healer was afk and did not say a word” 2:”stomp was zappo’ed”
- Prayer-fucked
when you can’t get stuff done in a muslim country because it’s prayer time. i was soo hungry for some chilli’s but got prayer-f-cked so had to settle for ramen noodles.