n. (no pr-nunciation) a keyboard type that occurs when a person starts at z and moves on to a and then to q and then to x and then to s and then to w and then to c and so on. also a sign of boredom.
similar to the a;sldkfj phenomenom.
he typed zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymju,ki.lo/;p’\ because he was bored.
- excel h*ll
an event in which your computer laughs at you while you “command” it to open the twenty 10mb department plan workbooks you’ll need to create the master. meanwhile, you consider a new life near sand, sun, and an island-wide technology ban. while everyone is out of the office on vacation, i’m stuck here in excel […]
one who is always high, never does his homework, and is too obsessed with memes, anime and manga. he’s such siyan! why? he’s never at school on time! but he was posting memes this morning!
- learning juice
a “learning juice” is an alcoholic drink you have before a certain cl-ss used to enlarge your confidence in your abilities and therefore lets you contribute more to cl-ss. its secondary purpose is to make the cl-ss more bearable. i feel like having a learning juice before spanish cl-ss today to loosen my tongue a […]
an old -ss n-gg-r b-tch hey man, where you get dat weed? got it from laqueka moms, she dat ol’ silverboon down offa 44th street.
extremely exaggerated or just plain untrue “facts” jackson: yo that girl of there is super hot joe: that’s such a jaxfacts