zar-jacked
zar-jacked is a subset of deja vu.
it’s when you think you’ve been to a place that someone is describing, but you suddenly realise that you only visited the place within the virtual boundries of a computer/console game.
i was like watching tv, like on the int-ernet, when like this guy was like totally talking about the gap, where you buy like clothes and stuff. and i thought to myself ‘hey i was there like there the other day!’ and then like i totally realized that i wasn’t cos i was like -all old school- and playing gta vice city the other day and so i like totally remembered that the graphics were like all different to reality, even tho the store was like a total mimic of the gap due to the sardoinic intertextuality that like totally laced that entire franchise…
…tacos zar-jacked my hyundai
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