zaret
(verb) to ask someone a series of questions in a creepy or lurpy fashion. this is achieved through close face proximity, an interrogation-like discussion leading to an awkward conversation topic, and/or being reminded to look at “the camera”.
“what was your favorite part of the trip?”
“umm, diamond district i guess…”
“tell me, have you met sara yet?”
“huh? oh, yeah.. we’ve been talking for like 20 minutes now.”
“what’s your favorite thing about sara? she’s an amazing girl you know!”
“rabbi, please stop zaretting me. it’s weird.”
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