Zark
an all-purpose expletive coined by the late douglas noel adams for his internationally bestselling science fiction novel “a hitch hiker’s guide to the galaxy.”
zark you!
zark off!
what the zark?
obscure swearword
that zarking mouse won’t zarking shut up!
a nerdy polish loner that has no friends but thinks he is intellectual. a clown.
did you hear about that guy who wrote a childen’s book about ben franklin? what a zark.
according to my friend, a zark is when he comes up behind you and pokes you on both sides simultaneously. but you guys have better definitions.
zark! why the h-ll did you zarking do that?
uptight white guy
here comes the popo. they zarks.
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