the girl with the most beautiful personality in the room. she’s smart, strong, funny, cute, and kind. her smile will brighten up your day. she will make you laugh when you need it the most. she is beautiful beyond compare. and when you look into her eyes, you feel like you can see your own heart melting. she is a one of a kind girl. the best of the best.
oh is that zeah?
yea, she’s so beautiful, right?
yes!! i didn’t know anyone could be that pretty!
- spectrum weeb
some one who uses sone kind of spectrum to categorize persons or things, and uses said spectrum to justify their logic you good sir, are a spectrum weeb.
on gtlive (its a stream on youtube from the game theorists.) we always blame their producer jason with #blamejason. if anything goes wrong we #blamejason. we have to blame him at least once a stream. we couldn’t stream so #blamejason.
- mammoth slam
when you make your b-tch ripple like a carpet i mammoth slammed ruby yesterday
usually a mexican who likes girls who are taking. always has sweat pit stains under his shirt. has a balloon looking head yiller likes this girl named belen, who is f-cking someone else.
a father that has his life run by his significant other. everything must get run by her before any final decision can be made in terms of plans for the day/night. sounds like the dad with the kid who was signed up for gymnastics unbeknownst to him and had to bring him to said place […]