1. the acc*mulation of transparent goo on a cybernetic duck’s left lacrimal caruncle. it is occasionally used as an explative.

2. the sound of a horribly broken m*ffin fan.

3. the sound one makes after seeing an epic cringe.

4. an obscure ancient game played by greek demi-gods, where contestants hurled goat livers at fleeing villagers.
1. zeej usually acc*mulates only on the left lacrimal caruncle of most cybernetic ducks.

1.5 “oh zeej!” “zeej nuts.” “zeejee weegee” ” zeej n’ queej” “zeej me!”

2. the m*ffin fan must be broken. it’s constantly going “zeeeeeeeeeeeeej”.

3. *sees a “pranking the hood” video* zeej! that’s just… zeeeej…

4. “yeah, i heard aetes got a hernia and a sprained earlobe during a really intense game of zeej. poor guy.”
giving a zombie a bl*w j*b. instead of spitting out a wad of c*m at the end, the giver usually has to spit out the zombie’s d*ck because it has fallen off. only a really dumb *ss would give a zeej. note that the reverse of this scenario is really just a zombie that probably doesn’t have any teeth trying to gnaw on a d*ck.
have you seen left 4 head? zeejs everywhere!

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