zehl
zehl is a very uncommon last name. but having it means you are the sh-t. you are instantly, from birth, the hottest, smartest, most clever man that has ever walked the earth. feel good about your self because you better than everyone else could dream of being.
corrin: i wish my last name was zehl.
anna: well its not. that’s my amazing boy friend’s name!
corrin: he has the last name zehl? i wanna go gay for him.
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