Zelch


a p-n-s that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.
when stu first saw farrah fawcett’s poster, he grew a zelch.

i was awakened in the middle of the night by a painful zelch
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a p-n-s that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.
when chad saw paul p. in the cafeteria, he had an instant zelch.

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