young hustlers with expensive taste
ex. you going to a motel this weekend. naw i’m zenni bro i can’t be in that jawn.
a zen approach to tennis, popularized by the show nip/tuck.
tennis wasn’t relaxing enough for me, so my zen instructor suggested i try zennis.
a nose bong used by us sick f*ckers who always gotta snort everything. same concept as a hot rail, except the hot-in-your-nose part. a rig consisting of rubber tunes, like aquarium hosing, wrapped into various shapes with water added to filter and cool the smoke. i’m dragging *ss, i could really use one of those […]
- ford f 650 and f 750
real customers have fun demonstrating the virtues of the new 2016 ford f-650 and f-750, then sit down to tell us more in candid interviews. see what the fleet buyers from dte energy, rose moving and storage and farmer brothers coffee have to say about ford medium duty trucks. ford f-650 and f-750 big truck […]
- b*tthole minigolf
the act of using a putter to hit a golf ball into the gaping *n*s of a woman with her legs spread apart. she must be good a b*tthole minigolf with an *ss that big.
- canine scale
based on a man’s age, this is a scale to cl*ssify men who prey on younger women to please their s*xual appet*te. 0-10: pup (too young) 11-15: mutt (laying around not knowing what to do) 16-21: dingo (just plain stupid) 22-26: fox (they think they’re slick and sly) 27-32: jackal (jack *ss) 33-40: coyote (almost […]