something that is fat and listens to screamo
zequa is just so fat
a person who is both an optimist and a pessimist. pessimism for the win! (this is funny because a pessimist wouldn’t ever say for the win, but a pessioptimist would.)
- breakup propaganda
p-ssive-aggressive memes, quotes, someecards, or posts used to “express” oneself after a breakup on social media outlets such as facebook, pinterest, and twitter. although breakup propaganda is often used in an attempt to feel better about oneself, it often inadvertently shouts “hey, look at me! i just went through a breakup and obviously am not […]
when you learn a new fact, and the feeling is sensational. “when i found out bill nye the science guy was created by disney it was infosational”
- put a quarter in your *ss
shut the h-ll up. i heard enough, put a quarter in your -ss! why? ’cause you just played yoself. jared: i can’t believe i didn’t know melanie was f-cking our church treasurer. vincent: put a quarter in your -ss, because you played yourself.
- mud oyster
wiped up remnants of climactic -n-l s-x. after a spirited round of -n-l play, carl wiped the mud oyster from the tip of his kn-b with his girlfriend’s blouse.