Zerk


zerk, the act of sh-tting into ones hand, -j-c-l-t-ng onto the faecal matter, mixing it up and then slapping someone around the face with it.
i zerked my mum so hard last night !
let’s zerk high five !
i love seeking my girlfriends p-ssy
also short for berzerk/crazy
d-mn, i hate when people go zerk with shotguns
#zerk #kerz #erkz #ezrk #ezrkz #ekzer
n. a portmanteau of zero and jerk. a zerk is the kickback that you get when you accelerate from rest or come to a complete stop while driving. a zerk can be strong or weak depending on your acceleration.

v. zerking is the act of causing a zerk.
new drivers always zerk at stop signs.

i can’t stand riding public transportation. if you’re standing, you get thrown all over the place from all of the zerks.
#zero #jerk #physics #car #stopping
a graffiti term meaning awesome
that piece is zerkin
#zerk #graffiti #beastin #tight #aerosol
the futuristic form of the word crazy.
used to describe something that was beyond crazy or insane. a shortcut from the word berserk but just zerk for short.
d-mn fool, those b-tches were h-lla zerk last night. one of them wouldnt get off my nuts not even for one minute.
#zerk #crazy #insane #mad #hectic
zerk in runescape language is translated to jerk. it is used in the sentence:

regular version: i jerk off
runescape version: i zerk off
what do you do on your spare time?

i zerk off.

what are you doing right now?

i’m zerkin off

what did you do yesterday?

i zerked off
#zerk #zerkin #zerked #zerkin off #zerked off #zerk off
to suck the fart out of someone’s -sshole
suzie had a big one comin, so i zerked her
#zerk #zerked #fart #fartsuck #mexican

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