zero sum game
in game theory (and economic theory) a zero-sum game is a situation where one persons (or ent-ties) gain has a corresponding loss from another person (or ent-ty).
initech employee 1: “hey, everyone took big pieces of the cake now milton doesn’t have one.”
initech employee 2: “cake is a zero sum game, man.”
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