when you are talking with a friend online and you want to watch a video together. you both go to zero minutes zero seconds, so the time reads 0:00. then you count down and press play after go (not on go). if you press play on go your reactions will be a second ahead and you’ll ruin the illusion.
a: “hey zero zero zero this movie with me.”
b: “dude you always pick the worst movies. let’s zero zero zero something i pick this time.”
a religious movement dedicated to the ideas of jeremy usborne, a 20th-21st century british philosopher and musician. jeremism emerged from usborne’s collaboration with a carpenter, andy, in creating the woodworkers and general persons union. jeremism. i’m a jeremist.
- i'm sharp
another word for i’m hip or i am aware of what is going on i am aware of the situation i know person one: the new iphone is coming out tomorrow person two: oh yeah i’m sharp
- washing machine monsters
people who munch on your laundry and it can’t be found anywhere. “oh! look! there’s the washing machine monsters eating my laundry again! better go catch them before we lost it all!”
- daughter water
the mystical ‘tonic’ where fathers of daughters become far more aware of the impact of diversity and s*xism issues because they see the world through their daughters’ experiences he became far more aware of the plight of women in the workforce after he drank the daughter water