a term for someone who fakes being straight so she can get some p*ssy. usually has a boyfriend, but he’s usually g*y. did you hear what stephanie did to rachel? i knew she was always a llyanna
- virgin watermelon
when a watermelon has not reached s*xual maturity and does not do anything s*xual i ate 33 virgin watermelons
- hammermaker schlemmner
what some people call hammacher schlemmer — the catalogue of somewhat unusual (and usually quite expen$ive) products that’s been around since 1848. hey dean! i just got the holiday 2016 copy of the hammermaker schlemmner catalogue, and they have a self-heating bathrobe in it! i think i’ll get on the blower and order one right […]
- danny the f*ggot
a g*y f*g who likes daenerys a little too much. sane human: woah who’s that f*g? other sane human: oh thats just danny the f*ggot, he likes d*ck.