ZFG
zfg = zero f-cks given.
it’s something you can use to p-ss people off 🙂
it’s also a graffiti gang
person hits person 2
person 2: ooooh mlg faze!!!!1111111 zero f-kkz gyven!!!! zfggggg!!!!!!!!! 11 wow.exe spoodermen1!!!1(111)!!!!!!1
zero f-cks given, for brevity
“hey, did you hear the news about lindsay kardashipalin?”
“zfg, you’re wating your life”
#zero f-cks given #whatever #who cares #idc #brevity
zero f-cks given – the act of literally not giving a d-mn about something.
girl: i can’t decide if i want to wear this dress or this other dress. honey, what do you think?
guy: wear what you want. zfg.
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guy 1: dude, bro code. you can’t go for that chick. josh will kill you.
guy 2: zfg. he’s the one who dumped her. she’s fair game.
#zero #don’t care #zero f-cks given #bro code #sarcasm
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