most wonderful man to meet. (exo) the unicorn of your dreams that’ll heal your soul ~ a pure and innocent man truly handsome and adorableeeee!!! you’ll melt the instant you see him wave at you happily
girl1: omg zhang yixing look at me!
girl2: calm down, he’s just some n-body-
-sees him wave at her-
girl2: i mean- he’s the most handsomest man ever!
girl1: that’s what i thought bish respect him
someone who has a rash in their b-tt crack. gabe peaced-out when he saw his girlfriend had crackrash.
someone who fancies dogs. a dog person. in order to work with dogs all day, you must be a cynophilist
to be an angry german boy that’s loose and tight at the same time shadis: well, sweet pacific rim job, look at you jeager! you’re all loose and tight at the same time. jean! why can’t you be more like jeagerbombtastic over here?? jean: eughhhe (neighing sound)
- glorified pep band
a “marching band” that does not have a halftime show and sits in the stands with music stands but still considers themselves a “marching band”… the glorified pep band doesn’t even have there music memorized.
- morning trifecta
in the time span of waking up and leaving for cl-ss/work, one manages to eat, shower, and m-st-rb-t-. dude, i had a great start to my day with a morning trifecta.