a chinese eggplant
disgruntled man: hey man, you got that zhantongz?
dealer: yeah right here, go at it.
- eit*n*s bortius
a f*ck boy with a tic-tac d*ck and likes fat chicks. speaks in latin to compensate for his non-existent d*ck. also has a nose the size of the empire state building. is the plug for opium. yo don’t bring eit*n*s bortius into your room, he gets high as f*ck.
a deluge of either semi coherent thoughts or a complete sh*tpile of meaningless hashtags strung together. this sentence is followed by a hashtaghurricane. #gome #ididit #livingthedream “innovation #f*ckme #andanother #cantgetenough #motivation #just anotherlineortwo #isthisenough #okonemore #lastone #lastoneforreal #sigh
- college math
a very stiff subject that follows a pre-determined pattern: definitions, axioms, theorems, proofs—a fair bit of curriculum time is spent proving obvious results, such as 1 – 1 = 0 and 1 × 0 = 0. even without calculus, college math for non-math majors can be pretty abstract, not to say, boring and uninteresting—there is […]
excessive celebrating that causes an apathy towards spelling and grammar. often caused by alcohol. “happy birthday” “thanks, now come out cekbrating with us”