she’s lit!!! point blank period.
that zhasmene girl is lit!
- misty morning
the female equivalent to a mans “wet dream” sue: “so last night i had a dream about john stamos. sure was a misty morning.” beth: “sounds hot”
- see you outside
basically a threat to someone in polite way upon the same person’s mischievous or disrespectful act to the threatening person in front of an audience, group of people or friendly gathering for a cause, function, party, concert, etc, see you outside b-tch, i’ll show you what i got.
- calhoun middle school
the f-cking worst school ever with janitorial rapists, little b-tches who want to fight you, and all of the terrible, but plentiful, your mom jokes. this school in b-ttf-ck texas, is the most shamed upon school, where all the police officers and parents are scared to go, which is why everyone takes the bus besides […]
- jonas bridges
jonas is also known as daddy, goodbye 🙂 jonas bridges is daddy
when you go to a really fancy expensive restaurant, eat a really nice dinner, and then go to their bathroom and take the biggest most explosive sh-t you’ve ever taken in your life. “dude, i just layed down a huge bombelayette after that newyork strip” “whats the face for?” “i feel a bombelayette coming “