s-xy black cute b-st-rd, girls adore his big c-ck. can fight, a zhoaib would come from a family full of solid people. zhoaib would love to sh-g any girl who’s peng,
is that a zhoaib?..
wow i can see his third leg sticking out…
- alaskan minute
a very long time. not just a few days or weeks but months or years. “so dude how long has it been since you ate at applebees?” “man it’s been an alaskan minute!!”
- adams rib
the ultimate act in h-m-s-xual love – you remove one rib so your partner can sit in your face we tried adams rib last night – i nearly suffocated!
someone you yells at lot for no reason man :why do johnson yell so much man2: because he is a wigq
fun, straight haired girl,adventerous and very pretty usually looks like an angel compared to other girls a great mom and loves to sleep, she is unique and rare. anyone could love her!! argeli:hi you wanna go to the park? me:umm sure,but didnt we just go to the bank with your cousin? argeli:yeah but im not […]
- weird alprov
spontaneous making up parody lyrics to the tune of a popular song. *weird alprov to tune of bridge in bohemian rhapsody* dude: i gotta pee, man. walter: gotta pee! gotta pee! can you do the fandango!!!