zimmerman

the act of asking a random and inappropriate question resulting in a heinously awkward situation.
dude, she just pulled a zimmerman on me and asked if i thought she was loose.
zimmerman (past-tense: zimmerman’d) – to provoke a physical altercation resulting in killing the target in self-defense; to provoke a fist-fight and shoot the opponent in self-defense;
1:”did you hear about the shooting on broadside & the tollway?”
2:”yeah, man, that guy got totally zimmerman’d.”
1:”hey, he acted in self-defense! that other guy was a punk and hit him first.”

1:”honey, look, there’s a guy in a hoodie walking down the block.”
2:”is he black?”
1:”i don’t know but i’m scared, what should we do?”
2:”where’s my pistol, baby? i’m going to have to zimmerman this one, be ready to call 911.”
to take down a lethal threat using deadly force. become a hero by killing a criminal
i just saved a guy, pulled a zimmerman.

can’t simmer the zimmer.
verb.
the act of starting a fight with a person of lower social or ethnic status and then deploying a weapon, claiming self-defense afterwards.
can be done by any clean cut person with a minimal criminal record, provided the lesser person can be deemed a worse person.
named after george zimmerman, a white hispanic/german-american and son of a judge who successfully chased and killed a black teenager coming home from the store with a bag of skittles, and was found not guilty by means of self defense because the teen fought back.
judge’s son: hey what are you doing on my street?! (gun in hand)
minority: why are you following me cracker?
judge’s son: watch how you talk to me or i’ll pull a zimmerman on you.
(verb) to stalk and terrorize an individual while carrying a loaded weapon until a confrontation ensues, shoot that person dead, then walk away claiming self-defense.
i did not like the look of that person walking through my neighborhood at night so i zimmermaned him.
basically anyone with the name or t-tle of “zimmerman” is completely two faced. so yea
like “hey, that person is a total zimmerman after what they said about me behind my back, i thought they were my friend.”