zip lock bag
a woman that has a tight v-g-n-
she was as tight as a zip lock bag.
a p-ssy where the inner l-b– is hidden by the outer l-b–.
hey lisa’s p-ssy is real tight, it looks like a ziplock bag.
the epitome of all that is weak and most certainly does not keep it fresh. per common knowledge, a zip lock lock bag looks useful but only really keeps things fresh for a matter of minutes and serves an extremely limited purpose, and this jive -ss turkey is no different.
guy 1: “you see clyde over there, he really brings nothing to the table.”
guy 2: “yeah he’s a zip lock bag if i’ve ever seen one.”
guy 1: “word”
or
“that zip lock bag kept my fruit fresh for like 2 hours. these strawberries look like they f-cked eli whitney’s cotton gin. f zip lock bags bro.”
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