ZJ

it’s what you promise boyfriend after he gives you a full body m-ssage. its starts out as really great s-x until the mood is killed when you realize the window is wide open and your neighbor has been watching. after closing the window, you resort to finishing him off by hand, but boyfriend has the endurance of a steam engine and you soon become very bored and distracted by the tv show skins. without noticing, you become too aggressive, and he eventually makes you stop. boyfriend will have blue b-lls in the morning.
me: hey babe, want a zj?
boyfriend: never again.
if you got to ask you can’t afford it
a bj is $12, an hj is $14, a zj is $20.
a zip job. the abbreviation is made famous by broken lizard’s “beerfest.” a zip job is essentially the act of getting a handjob while high.
barry: “a zj will cost ya $8”
the act of receiving oral s-x from a caucasian zimbabwe hooker as she balances a basket of fruit on her head, for every piece of fruit that falls out of the basket, a 2 dollar discount is awarded
i got this mango from the zj i got earlier, two dollars off
shortened form of a “zzzz job” (pr-nounced “zee job”.)
oral s-x performed on a man while he’s asleep.

ideally: while he’s experiencing morning wood and resulting in his being roused from sleep.

see also: morning head.

note: the “zj” version was made famous by the (excellent) show beerfest
q: what are you so f-cking happy about?
a: my baby’s momma gave me a zj this morning! :-d
q: did she swallow?
a: f-ck yeah she swallowed; she knows not to leave a big white stain on my sheets.
-noun- (zee;jay) made famous by broken lizard comedy troop, in the movie “beerfest”. zj refers to the act of getting oral s-x while inebriated or under the influence of marijuana. the z in zj is a one letter acronym for zombie. this is because while the recipient is getting oral s-x he/she is in a zombie like state due to the effect that said drug has on his/her manuerisms.
1) dude, i was so blazed i was just on the coach moaning. then, out of nowhere this chick game over and gave me a zj.

2)he looked half dead from some of that northern lights we got in bc. so, i just grabbed his tool and gave him a zj.
an act of oral s-x from “giver” while the “receiver” is asleep; catching some z’s is derived from: kip, nap, sleep, and slumber.

z-j get it?

waking up to a girl practicing f-ll-t– aka “z-j” on your p-n-s…..
stands for zebra job. this is when two girls (one black and one white) give a hand job with their fingers interlocked, this becoming black and white stripped like a zebra.
i job a zj from these two girls the other night, then came on the black girls face. it was awesome.

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