ZJD


acronym for zombie jesus day. many people celebrate zjd without even realizing it. it is a celebrating the day jesus came back to life. and we all know what a person is when they come back from the dead….
1: hey happy zjd.
2: you mean easter?
1: no, i mean zombie jesus day!!”

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