Zob
ethnic name for a p-n-s
my zob is big
the fiercest model on the face of the planet.
zob is so much fiercer than tyra banks.
the act of beating someone at scrabble.
man i just totally zobbed you!
that guy sure is a great zobber.
stands for ‘zebra on bridge.’
a technical term used for warnings when a zebra is approaching, crossing, or having a sh-t on the bridge.
abi: “oh look, watch out zob!”
jack: “oh, you saved my life there, abi. i could of died!”
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