Zombidextrous
zombidextrious: wherein you are neither one or the other handed, rather you do all things with outstretched stiff arms.
poor sean, keeps dropping things of late last night. i handed him a cup of coffee and he tried to pick it up like a fork lift- spilled it all down his pants. he went from being a left handed bloke to zombidextrous.
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