Zombietard


a person or group of people that are so high they are beyond just being r-t-rded. they move very slow in a zombie like state, eating everything they can get their hands on, while having the mental capacity of a house pet.
we smoked so much weed last night that we were so zombietarded it took us twenty minutes to figure out how to get the fridge open.

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