related to dating. a person who cuts off all contact but then repeatedly comes back after long absences. different from someone who ghosts and never returns, a zombie pops up and says hi every few months.
we went out for three months and then i ever heard from her again. two months later she texts me as if nothing happened. i think she’s zombing me.
to be the coolest and sweetest person ever. to be extremely funny, except when you’re not, but it’s always endearing nonetheless. however being karatastic gives you the compulsion to spend a lot of time in starbucks; but its all worth it once the barista remembers your name and puts a smiley on your cup. being […]
- quack wacker
a man/woman you m*st*rb*t*s to ducks. “you probably like to jerk off to ducks. you’re a quack-wacker”.
- social media love
an updated version for puppy love. when you fall in love with someone’s profile, chats and posts but you’ve never actually met them in person. chad: i wish that julia wouldn’t like so many guys pics cause she knows i love her and she loves me too! brad: dude, you’ve never met her in person! […]
an awkward socially inept person. charlie quit being a gooberboy and lets go