Zombus Epiphany
the realization that the m-ssiah and savior of the catholic faith is in actuality a perpetual zombie, due to the widely accepted fact that each year he is murdered, and put on display as a cadaver, but 3 days later returns to life, after his radial pulse had be completely destroyed, and proceeds to defy the laws of physics. ie. walk on water, meaning he is lighter than water, only possible without any blood, living tissue, or healthy bone.
a: hey, jeezus will save us this sat-rday
b: hopefully, we dont want to be zombies.
a: dude!!!!
b:…?
a: didn’t jezus come back from the dead
b: yeah….
a: hes a zombie!!!
b…(-facepalm) zombus epiphany much?
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